fainting:

MOTH

fainting:

MOTH

i-create-myself-i-am-bad-wolf:

So I draw Chihiro and Haku (dragon form) days ago but I forgot to post it…

i-create-myself-i-am-bad-wolf:

So I draw Chihiro and Haku (dragon form) days ago but I forgot to post it…

Okay I apologize in advance for this stupid rant, but I’m so lost right now. I feel so alienated and alone, and now that I’m without the one person who made me feel alive, I know I can’t live this way anymore. I have no friends, and I know that sounds dramatic, but I really have no friends. And I know that’s partially my fault because I evade when I’m feeling afraid of change or new things. I have ‘friends’ who I think are so wonderful and great, but I’m not a part of them and I wish I was, but I’m just not. I really would like to start opening up and not be so afraid of how people perceive me anymore. Yeah it’s great to be thought of as cool and quirky, but it’s even better to just be able to be yourself and to have fun. I don’t even give a fuck about relationships anymore. I’m tired of the same result. I just wanna be able to hang out on weekends and be happy by myself but not by myself in this way, you know? So if anyone wants to talk, I’d really love that.

paintdeath:

Beth Hoeckel

"If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together."
Andrea Gibson (via psych-facts) ←
"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

i feel like this should be published and sold everywhere

(via the-hammer-of-fenris)

Big Poppa E is one of my faves and man he speaks the truuuth

(via i-am-notoceratops) ←
klefable:

this poorly drawn wolf pup believes in u

klefable:

this poorly drawn wolf pup believes in u

"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."
4:26am (via satans-ghost)

Wow. This hit pretty hard.